1. I once rhymed "Delilah with beguile ya" and "Medusa with seduce ya" in the same song. 
2. I dreamt about chocolate chip pancakes last night 
3. I might have changed my ex's new girlfriend's Netflix username to the "C" word. Just trust me when I say this is very uncharacteristic of me and it was sort of on accident. Oh well. 
4. I can't whistle for shit 
5. I sometimes joke before I think 

I have no regrets. 

(except for #5)