It was the summer of 1994 when I received a call from a musician friend of mine. His guitar student was recording a demo before he moved to Nashville and he asked if I was available to sing some harmony…

1. I once rhymed "Delilah with beguile ya" and "Medusa with seduce ya" in the same song. 
2. I dreamt about chocolate chip pancakes last night 
3. I might have changed my ex's new girlfriend's Netflix username to the "C"…

When I was a kid, I swiped a silver cupcake liner from church to make my Barbie Doll some sexy stage clothes. 

I have no regrets